Monsters of the Midway by Mike Resnick

Author:Mike Resnick [Resnick, Mike]
Format: epub
Published: 2010-03-07T18:01:20.328000+00:00

RATHERMAN RESURFACES

_January 26, 2038 (UPI)_ Nobel Prize winner Alfredo Rathermann, who had been in seclusion since December 28, was spotted sitting in the stands, watching the Alaskan Malamutes prepare for their Super Bowl meeting with the Chicago Bears.

When asked if he had a rooting interest in the game, Rathermann replied that his interest was "strictly professional". He was later seen having dinner with Coach McNab and the owners of the Malamutes.

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BEARS GO TO COURT TO BAR McNAB FROM SUPER BOWL

_January 28, 2038 (AP)_ With the revelation that Coach Terry McNab's skull now houses two brains -his own and that of Professor Steven Hawkings, which had been cyrogenically frozen upon his death in 1998 --the Chicago Bears went to court in an attempt to stop McNab from appearing on the sidelines during tomorrow's Super Bowl.

McNab's physician, Dr. Alfredo Rathermann, called the Bears ownership "poor sportsmen" and pointed out that since McNab will not be playing, his presence will not break the NFL's controversial new policy.

"Besides," said McNab as a hastily-called press conference, "I'm still the same 183-pound 57-year-old man I was last week. How can sharing the late Dr. Hawkings' brain pose a threat to the Bears? Do _I_

look like a Monster of the Midway?"

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